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 You Said What?!
 * During an interview you should be honest, but not this honest!
 * Set boundaries for what you are going to say, they want to hear a little about yourself, not your life story.
 * Remember that you are being interviewed for a job, and you are not with your friends.
 * Top things to make sure that you DON'T say during an interview:


 * ====**"Why should I hire you?"** "I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time." ====
 * ==== **"What are your hobbies & interests?"** "Well, as you can see, I'm a young, virile man & I'm single--if you ladies know what I'm saying."====
 * ====**"Do you have any questions?"**====
 * ===="Cross-dressing isn't appropriate is it?"====
 * ===="If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take a drug test?"====
 * ==== **"What are your weaknesses?"** ====
 * ===="I get angry easily & I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won't get mad at you."====
 * ==== **" When can you start?" ** "I need to check with my mom on that one."====
 * ==== **"Use three adjectives to describe yourself."** "I hate questions like this."====
 * ==== **"What are your assets? (as in strengths)"** "Well, I do own a bike."====
 * ==== **"Why do you want to work for us?"** "Just for the benefits." ====
 * ==== **"When have you demonstrated leadership skills?"** "Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that. ====
 * ==== **"Is there anything else I should know about you?"** You should probably know I mud wrestle on the weekends. ====
 * ==== **"Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?"** "What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired." ====
 * ==== **Random Responses:** ====
 * ===="I've never heard such a stupid question."====
 * ===="May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night."====